Joke 4 2day! – The 3 Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.ย 

The first said, โ€œI built a big house for our mother.โ€
The second said, โ€œI sent her a Mercedes.โ€
The third smiled and said, โ€œIโ€™ve got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she canโ€™t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Heโ€™s one of a kind. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.โ€
Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:
โ€œDear Milton,โ€ she wrote one son, โ€œThe house you built is too huge. I live in only one room, but I have to keep the whole house clean!โ€
โ€œDear Gerald,โ€ she wrote to another, โ€œI am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes.โ€
โ€œDearest Donald,โ€ she wrote to her third son, โ€œYou have the good sense to know what your Mother likes.
The chicken was Dee-licious!โ€

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